And who think they have a chance at dating him simply because he doesn't say no, or respond to them really. But no, he has to be confused for an actual girl by guys who proceed to mansplain his character. He just wants to be a pretty anime girl in peace. This is really the only downside to his.preferred form of cosplay.
But he mostly regrets ditching Yugyeom for an overpriced hotdog, because now hes cornered by two fucking losers who somehow want to get into he pants.
He regrets not bringing a wide tooth comb to brush out his long black wig. He regrets packing so much makeup stuff for an 'emergency' instead of two water bottles. He regrets not putting little insoles on his black heeled sandals, because the old worn leather is digging into his feet everytime he walks. He regrets many things about today, if he's being honest.